mrnargle:

whenever my program freezes

wattse:

Hi this is jigsaw. last week in starbucks you did a gross fucking burp that put me off my panini. In front of you is a panini press. You will notice also, that your dick is out,

wayneradiotv:

wayneradiotv:

wayneradiotv:

they’re using science barely known to man to keep this child eight years old for as long as possible. and they’re not even trying to hide it. look at him

this is actually one of the saddest images i’ve ever seen

little-bullheaded-shit:

utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat:

copiasforeskin:

amygdalae:

amygdalae:

It’s COLD tonight!!! Yessssssss<- sucko

SICKO. Sicko. Sicko sicko sicko

assiraphales:

assiraphales:

society really lost the war when dressing nice / slutty = “gay” “metrosexual” “is he 💅🏻”. we had decades of men wearing crop tops and short shorts without blinking an eye and now it’s ye ole pilgrim standards and talk of scandal if they show their knees

they were FASHIONISTAS!!! and we SHAMED them!!!

catchymemes:

gayestcowboy:

this tweet sends me into hysterics

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itznarcotic:

girlnola bar