despazito:

drkshdwbnch:

dubious-dyke:

drkshdwbnch:

c3po:

fool me once: umm okey..

fool me twice: wtf o_O

fool me three times i piss so hard it rips

w..what rips

😎

dadvans:

fuks:

crying rn 🥹

bloodbending:

brainscrewz:

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it’s not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

super mario sunshine

pewdiepieburglar:

akhjagjfg11223-blog:

ill never forget the dream i had about this show on nickelodeon that was kind of like malcom in the middle and even stevens and it was called Bitchboy Naughty and like every time they went to a commercial it would fade out w/ kids singing “Bitchboy naughtyyyyyy’ i wish u could hear this tune bc its been stuck in my head for months

funke:

joshlovesyou:

bowser texting bowser jr